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If you want to experience the fun and metrics of being a drug dealer, but don't want to sell, handle, or see any illicit drugs, boy have I got a tip for you tonight! Instead of using an fancy store-bought pill splitter to split your prescription medications, break out a sharp paring knife and start sawing away in the kitchen. With any luck, your pills will break unevenly, leaving you with a powdery mess to sweep into your hand or lick off the counter.
Pretending is fun!
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